New Age Attitude

This is something from my Google pages, something long forgotten but alwayse true 'neverthe less'. All the views expressed in this post are mine and mine alone, any resemblance to persons living or deceased is purely accidental. I have tried to make this as politically correct as I can.

The Choisest ones:
o Disdain for superiors, looking at them as if they are the UN-enlightened ones.

o Watch Hindi movies as rarely as possible.
o Rock is the only form of music; others are pebble in a drum.
o Try to speak English with an UN-English accent, try Russian or Spanish accents, they sound great.
o Non drinkers are aliens who landed on earth from a galaxy far far away.
o 'He', should have taken the blue pill.
o Never get awed by a celebrity, act as if you don't know him or her, yawn after seeing them.
o Become a feminist, even God was.
o Love is the only addiction, others are hobbies.
o Vegetarians are usually sad people.
o We are elementals, we calculate.
o We never loose a chance to have fun.
o Metallica is not the name of a Bolt Cutter, its the lord unto itself.
o Never care for what they say, never care for what they know.
o Sandman is not a building material supplier.
o Feel and convey that you are omnipotent and omnipresent.
o Follow the policy of Mouthshut.com.
o Never fool around in the office.
o Last but not the least, Chup_Chap@kamkaro.com.